(A Tongue-in-Cheek Look at the Venusian Qualities Desired through the Signs)
How to attract a man with…
…Venus in Aries
Be pioneering! Be bold and convince him that your plans are straightforward and uncomplicated: he need simply do as you suggest and all will be well. Don’t be backwards in coming forwards: tell him where you want him and he’ll be sure to follow.
…Venus in Taurus
Be stable, dependable and financially reliable. The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. You will not be aiming too high. He needs no short-cuts, but is happier for you to plod your way sturdily into his affections. He needs to know you’re his and his alone.
…Venus in Gemini
Be versatile. Multi-tasking is the way to impress. He is pathologically afraid of being bored. Keep the conversation flowing and stay active. You’ll have to keep him interested as he’s likely to be looking at your twin sister before too long.
…Venus in Cancer
Get baking. Take him home and demonstrate your wholesome nature. Show him how you’ll look after and protect him. Wear a pinny, feed him home-cooked food and tell him you can’t wait to get married and have babies.
…Venus in Leo
Be magnanimous and regal. Show him your leadership skills and organise his life for him. Inspire him to make more of himself. Always make more of a show than necessary. Spend more on him than you should and show off: he appreciates quality, after all. Oh, and tell him what a fabulous mane he has.
…Venus in Virgo
Be a neat-freak. Keep your surroundings and your person spick and span. Grow your hair long and look virginal. Above all, avoid being seen to be slovenly – practicality, an eye f0r detail and organisation are the order of the day. Oh, and be a virgin.
The remaining six to follow…


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June 24, 2009 at 1:02 am
How to attract a man with…
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