The printer wasn’t working. “Offline” it kept flashing, in spite of the fact that moments before it had produced a lovely copy of the map we needed to reach our destination.

A closer inspection revealed that the cable had come loose.

How?

Noone had touched the blooming thing.

And let’s not even get started on the email dramas that have unfolded in my personal life… One email containing information that is then twisted, distorted and fired back… oh, again and again… like a game of hand-grenade ping-pong.

Turn around, Hermes… Come back!